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ST. PAUL, Minn - Teen computer hacker Jeffrey Lee
Parson, who was arrested on charges that he modified the "Blaster"
virus which affected at least 7000 computers, was surprisingly
good in bed, says ex-girlfriend Andrea Feeney.
"I know. I didn't expect it. It was a shocker. [Parson]
told me he was good at reading manuals and I guess he had
several on the subject," Feeney told a circuit court
judge during a preliminary bail hearing.
Feeney, who admits to being somewhat of a "tech skank"
says she likes the attention she gets from overweight and
unpopular computer geeks with little, if any access to female
body parts.
"Jeffrey had the added problem of being overweight and
bald, but that didn't detract from his lovemaking abilities.
He would even do role playing on occasion -- as long as he
got to be Stephen Hawking."
Inmates at the St. Paul County Jail where Parson was first
booked had similar stories.
"Yeah, he was great in the sack" longtime prisoner
Tony Adler admitted. "Usually the fresh fish are always
tense and crying or else they just lay there motionless, but
Jeffrey really seemed to be in the moment."
Inmate Bud Parker agreed. "I was impressed that someone
so young and out of shape would be so loving and unselfish.
He really seems to know his body."
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