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Sacramento, CA - California gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger was dealt another serious blow to his campaign Thursday when former friend Dickie Greene stepped forward and made allegations about rampant physical and mental abuse at the hands of the bodybuilder during the mid-1970's.

"I was laying on the beach trying to talk to this girl and suddenly this big muscular guy came up to me and stole my Fresca. When I tried to stop him, he just kicked sand in my face," Greene said. "It really hurt. I was like 'oww, what did you do that for? You're mean.'"

Greene, who in the 1970's spent much of his free time playing backgammon on the same "muscle beach" that Schwarzenegger would frequent, admitted he only weighed 99 pounds at the time and was intimidated by the reigning Mr. Universe.

"At first, I tried to talk to him nicely and ask him to be my friend, just like that Buddy Hinton episode of 'The Brady Bunch.' But when I tried to shake his hand and offer him half of my egg salad sandwich, he grabbed it and shoved it down my pants. Then, he began doing the same thing every day. I had to bring two sandwiches -- one for me to eat and one for Arnold to shove down my swim trunks."

According to Greene, by the end of the day he was usually stripped naked and tied to a tree. "That's when he would offer to introduce me to some of his lady friends -- or the neighborhood dogs, who really seemed to enjoy eating the egg salad off my genitals."

Schwarzenegger's bid for governor has been hampered by both allegations of overt racism by former bodybuilders and sexual improprieties against women for nearly three decades The movie star-turned-politician seemed ill-prepared to handle a fresh set of accusations.

"I do not recall doing any bad things to Dickie Greene," Arnold said at a press conference early Friday. "I never kicked sand in his face or tied him to a tree naked. That is just dirty politics. The egg salad thing is true though. It was really funny."

 

 

Photos: Greene and Scwarzenegger pose.


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