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SANDUSKY, OH— After spending most of October
in a quiet rage over new office policy, Septicorps accountant
Phil Klimcheck finally marched into work last week, and promptly
posted a ‘Dilbert’ comic on the break-room bulletin
board— then waited for the fireworks.
"I think we’re gonna see some changes around here
real soon." Klimcheck said. "Yep, some big changes
for sure."
According to sources, Klimcheck posted the cartoon on the
bulletin board designated specifically for company-wide memos,
authorized "baby of the week" photos and detailed
instructions for performing the Heimlich Maneuver.
"Everyone knows Phil did it," Human Resources assistant
Bonnie Wright said. "He was standing in the breakroom
all day like an idiot watching people walk by. Plus, he's
well aware that breaktime takes place at exactly 10am, 12:30pm,
and 3pm."
Accounts Manager Sandra Tanner expressed additional concerns.
"What if I was in the breakroom and choking on one of
those sandwiches from the vending machine and I died because
the fourth panel of the Heimlich Maneuver instructions was
partially obstructed by that offensive cartoon. I don't think
he'd be laughing then."
Klimcheck doesn't seem to care about multiple write-ups for
posting the cartoon and taking extended breaks. To him it,
the days of planning and digging through old newspapers was
well worth it.
"We get worked like dogs around here and it was about
time they knew it," Klimcheck said as organized his prized
collection of over 5000 Dilbert cartoons. "I'm not afraid
of them. And you know what? Neither is Dilbert. Are you, Dilbert?
Are you?"
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