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Hi. As a member of the young generation that will one day lead this country, I am very concerned about random violence and stuff that happens like all of the sudden for no reason whatsoever.

Last week, there was some crazy person who was running around with a gun and shooting people, and I feel that this is very, very wrong and must stop immediately. Just because someone might be angry does not give them the right to run around killing people. How would you feel if somebody tried to kill you for no reason? That's exactly my point. You wouldn't like it at all.

I know that it hurts sometimes when people pick on you and laugh at you or call you and your friends losers, but we only do it to help you fit in better and wear better clothes, not because we hate you or anything. Being angry does not give you the right to shoot innocent people, unless you're in the Army or work for the police department. I know that sometimes me and my friends get very angry, but instead of shooting people, we do constructive things like spreading rumors about people we think have venereal diseases, or when I tell people that Brian Lemming has a very, very small penis.

We live in a country where we have so much and we should help people instead of shooting them. If you are mad at people you should find someone to talk to like a teacher or a minister, even though they will probably tell you the same thing I'm telling you, but because they're older and pay taxes and stuff, you'll probably listen more.

In conclusion, Americans need to join together and focus on shooting Arab people and those other foreigners who don't speak English and not waste all those expensive bullets on each other. I guess it's up to me and other to young people to teach the world about peace and not killing each other, because, like I said before, we are the future of this. country.

By the way, Brian Lemming lives at 1711 Oak Lane in Camden.

Jen Gillis
Sophomore, Camden High School

P.S. GO CAMDEN CHIEFS!

Above: Jen Gillis insists America must focus its energy on shooting foreigners

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