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San Antonio, TX -- After viewing photos of herself
on an x-rated internet website, one of several brought to
her attention by friends and family over the past four years,
Jill Narducci, the self-described "skank of South Texas,"
can't remember just exactly when things got out of hand.
"My high school guidance counselor once said I was going
places. I didn't realize she meant ladies night at Duke's
Truck n' Haul," Narducci says wistfully.
The 23-year-old cocktail waitress has spent months trying
to figure out how her life as the "shy girl with the
French braids" spiraled into appearing in six separate
volumes of "Girls Gone Wild," filmed on six separate
occasions in six different cities.
"I guess it's some kind of record," Narducci says
while doing a body shot off a male bar patron. "I'm actually
painfully shy. I really had no idea there was even a camera
on me."
Narducci, also known among her peers as "Tuna Town,"
"Lunch Meat", or simply as "Whore", insists
that she has not slept with half the male population of her
town. "First, that would be impossible. San Antonio is
a huge city and I'm only 23. Abilene would be more realistic
I think."
Despite her reputation, she is quick to blame her "skankitude"
on several indiscreet ex-boyfriends who posted pictures and
videos on internet chatrooms without her knowledge.
"I have never knowingly appeared on camera without my
pants. Whenever I take my pants down in public, it's simply
to win a bet or prove I'm not scared. I think it's a shame
that some men pretend they're gynecologists doing important
medical research."
During her teen years, Narducci says she was a favorite for
games such as truth or dare or spin the bottle because she
didn't understand the rules and usually she would be the only
girl playing. "In retrospect, I should have known that
my older brothers were making up the rules as we went along.
To this day, I can't have sex with a bottle in public without
thinking of that."
Narducci was named "Most Inseminated" three years
in a row at the Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans and
commands a record number of beaded necklaces to bear her breasts
or make out with a woman.
"I'm really just a people pleaser. Now why can't they
write that on the bathroom wall?"
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