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Denver, CO - Temp worker Sandra Houston has an incredibly false sense of belonging, according to several permanent employees and supervisors at Modoc International where she has worked for the past three weeks.

Houston, 31, took the job through First Office Staffing in an attempt to get back into the workforce and build up her resume since getting a divorce. She is excited by how warmly she feels she has been welcomed and how many new friends she falsely expects to make at work.

“Not only has temping allowed me to build up some skills, but since being staffed at Modoc I am really connecting with a lot of my new coworkers,” Houston said. “Everybody here is so nice, and I think I'm doing really well with the work they've given me. I feel like there is definitely a bright future for me here at Modoc.”

Coworkers have no idea what she's talking about.

“I eat in the cafeteria with somebody new almost every day, it seems like everyone wants a chance to sit with me and get to know me," Houston said. "And I am working so hard, I feel that I’m really developing a solid skill set and becoming invaluable to [Secretarial Staffing Manager] Helen [Carter].”

Despite Houston’s conviction, she is universally mocked during company meetings and staff members bet on how fast they can make her cry.

"My first week there, they actually learned it was my birthday and brought out a cake," Houston recalled. "I started crying I was so touched by the thoughtfulness. Then everyone sang 'Happy Birthday' even though they skipped the part with my name. But I'm sure that will change next year!"

According to immediate supervisor Henry Akin, Houston has brought to the company a skill set that includes separating paperclips into three sizes and lining the wastepaper basket, and even that was done incorrectly.

"The new fat girl will be fired the second Debby Konkle returns from maternity leave," Akin said during a staff meeting. "And don't forget to deduct the cost of the birthday cake from her final paycheck."


 

Above: Sandra Houston cried when they brought out the cake on her birthday.


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