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Northbrook, IL - Ruth Lee is a real whore, say coworkers at the Northbrook Court Gap store where Lee works part time greeting customers as they enter the popular retail chain.

Lee is considered a whore even by mall standards, and has been accused of using her position to not only meet men, but also show off her new hairdo, professional teeth whitening procedure, and shamelessly flaunt her advanced people skills.

"She's a whore, plain and simple," Gap coworker Jen Albright said. "She tells everyone she's being all smiley and friendly because it's part of the job, but really she's all fake and stuff."

According to Assistant Manager Donna Lofky, Ruth occasionally goes over the top when greeting a customer, by not sticking to the 'Welcome to The Gap,' salutation, and adding things like 'how are ya doing?' and 'it's pretty cold out, huh.'

"Sometimes when a good-looking guy enters the store she says things like 'we're running a sale on men's boxers' and then she'll seductively point to where they're located. She's such a whore."

Lofky further explained that only low paid employees with no retail skills are placed in the front of the store for either training or punishment and they shouldn't act "all high and mighty like they own the place."

Lee admits the complaints and snide remarks by her coworkers sometime make her upset, but she feels she has a mission and nothing will stop her from doing the best job she can.

"When people enter the store, I'm just being friendly and professional," Lee says. "Sometimes I offer them a blowjob on the way out, but that's a rare exception and I try to do it discreetly."

 

 

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