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By Charles Horn

BROOKLINE, MA — Don't expect a ceremony honoring 8-year-old Billy Thompson any time soon, said local authorities after the second grader failed to call 911 when his mother collapsed at home.

At approximately 10:30 Tuesday morning, Helen Thompson was eating breakfast with her son when she began choking on a piece of overcooked bacon. According to police reports, she began coughing hard, then grabbed her neck and pointed to it several times as her face turned a deep shade of blue.

Although Billy was taught the international sign for choking as well as how to call 911 in an emergency, he failed to perform either the Heimlich Maneuvoer, CPR or make any emergency phone call. When questioned by the authorities, Billy explained he thought his mother was just taking a nap on the floor like she often did when she was drinking.

"There's no question about it," said paramedic, Joe Wilson. "If Billy had called 911, we would have arrived in time to save his mother. I hope that little bastard gets what's coming to him."

Reaction from locals was harsh and swift. "He's always been a good-for-nothing kid," said next door neighbor, Dick Halloway. "If I had a boy like that, I would have drowned him years ago."

Neighbor Gertie Jones agreed."I remember when Sally just up the street had a heart attack and her 3 year-old granddaughter remembered to call 911. That little girl was a hero and even got an award from the Mayor."

Billy's teacher, Miss Murphy was a bit more philosophical about the incident. "I would like to believe that every child has a unique gift to share with the world, but I'm afraid that just isn't true in Billy's case. I hope he gets cancer."


Above: Little bastard, Billy Thompson failed to call 911 when his mother oollapsed after choking on breakfast

 

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