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BOSTON - A defiant Richard C. Reid asserted his attempt to blow up a trans-Atlantic jetliner with explosives hidden in his shoes was not the act of a soldier in a war against those who attacked Islam, but because he "really hated his shoes."

"Just kidding," is what Reid and his lawyers say now, as he was handed down a life sentence plus 30 years when his risky defense strategy failed to show he had an obsessive hatred for his hi top sneakers and wanted to blow them up -- not the airliner.

U.S. District Judge William Young branded Reid as a terrorist, handing down the sentence to the 29-year-old British citizen for the Dec. 22, 2001, bombing attempt aboard a Paris-to-Miami American Airlines flight.

Prosecutors said he had enough plastic explosives to blow up not only his shoes, but the the entire fuselage. Reid had tried furiously to light a match to his shoes but was unable to ignite the fuse. Passengers and crew members then overpowered him, using seat belts to strap him to his seat. Reid stated repeatedly in court he just liked the smell of burning rubber.

``You are not a shoe-hater, you are a terrorist. To give you that reference, to call you a shoe-hater gives you far too much stature,'' Young said at Thursday's sentencing hearing.

``You are a terrorist, and we do not negotiate with terrorists ... We hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice.''

Responded Reid, "Okay, fine. But can I please have my shoes back?"


Top: Shoe bomber Richard Reid asserted he was trying to blow up his shoes -- not the aircraft. Below: the pair of shoes he really wanted.

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