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by Miles Kahn


Huntington, NY
— Freshman NYU film student, Michael Abromowitz, expressed frustration Sunday when, during a weekend visit with family, his grandparents continued to refer to him as the next Steven Spielberg.

Speaking from his Long Island home, Abromowitz was puzzled by the comparison. “I showed them my first film, "Razor Dogg" and the first thing they said was, ‘Who’s gonna be the next Spielberg, huh? You are, you’re the next Spielberg.’ Then they’d pat my head or pinch me. Hard.”

Abromowitz tried unsuccessfully during dinner to explain his frenetic style was not "Spiebergian" but credits the Asian New Wave as well as the old-fashioned storytelling of Kurasawa’s‘Rashoman’ and Polanski’s‘Chinatown.’

Mel Abromowitz, 81, didn't agree. "Nope, Spielberg's got nothing on my grandson."

When the younger Abromowitz insisted the similar thematic elements and mise-en-scene style between himself and the critically acclaimed director was merely a coincidence, his grandfather laughed, saying, "who are you kidding, Spielberg!"

Abromowitz then appealed to grandmother, Judy, admitting they may have confused his use of cinematography to capture the universal truths of the fantastic to the mundane as reminiscent of‘Schindler’s List’and‘Empire of the Son.’ His arguments, however, seemed to fall on deaf ears.

“Michael is very, very talented," Judy said. "And I think if he just wrote Mr. Spielberg a letter and told him about his little Snow Dogs movie, I don’t see why he wouldn’t want to help him become a real director. Everyone knows Jews are really good about helping other Jews."

Michael, his head buried in his hands, tried to explain Spielberg is the only Jewish filmmaker his grandparents know, "I have nothing in common with Spielberg. In fact I can't stand the guy. Why can't they just understand this?"

Coincidentally, Michael's little brother was just elected to the junior high student council and is now referred to as "their little Joe Lieberman."

 

Photo: Michael Abromowitz on the set of "Razor Dogg"

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