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BAGHDAD - With diplomacy over and an all-but-certain war on the horizon, hundreds of American protesters and peace activists in Iraq are now acting as "human shields," blaming their questionable fate on a failed U.S. foreign policy and bad advice by school guidance counselors.

"The reason I'm here is because the U.S. policy of aggression and imperialism has failed," said Brian Ledger of Omaha, Nebraska. "Also, my guidance counselor suggested this was something I might be good at."

Other "human shields" told similar stories of how they wound up halfway across the world and away from their friends and family.

"During senior year I failed the Peace Corps test and I was just devastated," Jennifer Snow said as she chained herself to a hidden nuclear reactor. "Then my college guidance counselor pulled some strings and got me in here."

Others have recently come to the realization that coalition soldiers might not stop shooting if they are standing in the way or their brightly colored clothing won't be seen by high flying B-2 Bombers as they prepare to drop their payloads.

"I'm not quite sure why I'm here," said 24-year-old San Francisco native Judy Alexander. "I love traveling and learning about new cultures, but I was really hoping for something more in the import/export field. This is okay too, I guess."

Tensions are high among human shields since last week when American Rachel Corrie was run over and killed by a renegade Israeli bulldozer moving at a reckless speed of 1 mile per hour. Alexander now fears human shield activity in Iraq could be even more dangerous than in the Palestinian territories

"American tanks also are big and heavy and run over things. And It's really hard to train for this human shield stuff. It's sort of hit or miss most of the time."

 

 

American "human shield" Rachel Corrie died in Gaza while trying to outrun an Israeli bulldozer.

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