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SALT LAKE CITY - Elizabeth Smart, the 15-year-old girl who vanished from her bedroom nine months ago, wandered back into her house, grabbed some fresh undies and then disappeared again without a trace.

It was a rollercoaster of emotion for Ed Smart and his wife Lois after the joyous reunion with Elizabeth and then the subsequent re-dissappearance just hours later. All they could say was "damn it."

"Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Did anyone see which way she went?"

According to reports, friends and neighbors were busy hanging balloons and feeding the press corps and didn't think twice when Elizabeth wandered out the backdoor with a gunnysack slung over her shoulder.

"I think she was heading west," neighbor Judy Tomkins said with a faraway look. "Toward them mountains."

During a press conference Wednesday evening, Salt Lake City Police Chief Rick Dinse admitted the odds of finding Elizabeth alive were remote at best, and unless someone came forward with new information, there was nothing they could do except enjoy the rest of the delicious grilled burgers the neighbors had prepared.

"It's dark out. We'll get started first thing in the morning. Please pass the cole slaw."

So far there are no suspects.

 

 

Photo: Elizabeth Smart came home for fresh undies.

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