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Queen Mother Elizabeth has died in her sleep,
‘Tis truly the end of an era,
She’ll surely be missed by one and by all,
Etc., etc., etc.
She grew up in Scotland just a carefree girl,
Frolicking in the heather,
Her dress once did slip and a randy Scot quipped,
‘Tis like two bald heads stuck together!
(short instrumental break and dance number)
She married Prince Albert, the Duke of York,
And became known as the Duchess,
Broke many a heart, I still feel it smart,
Around where me bathing suit touches!
Abdicatin’ Eddie left Albert in charge,
The Duchess ascended to Queen,
The next 65 years garnered many o’ leers,
Including the whole rugby team!
I await her arrival, up here in the clouds,
‘Tis a thrill and an honor to meet her,
I shall doff my cap and give a long bow,
While she has a romp with St. Peter
Farewell, Your Majesty
READ THE BENNY
HILL TRIBUTE TO PRINCESS MARGARET
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Benny
Hill wrote this endearing tribute to the Queen Mum. Benny
Hill is also dead. Coincidence? You be the judge.
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