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Brookline, MA (bobfromaccounting.com)During an emergency session held Saturday, the Brookine High School Model U.N. Club, concerned about the increased violence in the Mideast, passed a resolution demanding Israel immediately withdraw from the Palestinian territories.

In a statement read by Model U.N Secretary General Tabitha Kramer, 16, the resolution, which called for an immediate cessation of Israel's military offensive in the West Bank, was unanimously passed by "all those delegates who got off their butts and showed up at my house this morning."

As of Sunday morning, Israeli incursions into the West Bank have only intensified, leading the members of the Brookline Model U.N. frustrated at the obvious snubbing by Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.

"We've made our position clear and even sent a telegram to the Israeli U.N. delegation which has gone unanswered at this time," Kramer said as she passed out lemonade and homemade brownies to the other delegates. "We demand that Israel immediately withdraw from the occupied territories and ask that Chairman Arafat denounce terrorism in the strongest of words and do everything in his power to stop the bloodshed."

The Model U.N. club used especially harsh language in its one page resolution, calling Israel's continued military action "unacceptable, a clear violation of international law, and very very mean."

Several members threatened economic or political sanctions if their demands remain unanswered by the end of band practice Tuesday.

Above: Brookline Model U.N. Club Declares Israel "very,very mean"

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