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4 Poems by Pablo Muarer "My Dog" I love you, dog! I love you because you are not a log! You are so furry, and so cute, You make a lot of noise, you aren't mute! And then you died. "Being at the Beach" I love you, beach! I love you more than a peach. I definitely like the beach a lot, When the sun is out it gets really hot! Sometimes I go to the beach with my friends, We have so much fun, I don't ever want it to end! And then they die. "Clowns" I love you, clowns! You make me smile and erase my frown! You are so funny, and so happy, Like a little bunny, Running around with his pappy! And then the bunny dies. "Clouds" I love you, clouds! You look like cotton candy! And then you die!

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