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CRAPPY POETRY CORNER Riding the Hump by Steve V, Michigan She's nine months pregnant And it gives me the creeps, She still has desires Womanly and deep The doctor says it's fine And healthy, matter of fact, But missionary's out, 'Cause she can't lie on her back It's tough for me to do, A mental block, for sure, Like mowing over flowers, Ruining something pure But she wants to go again, So I crack another beer. Our child will hate trains and rockets, A type of phallic fear Haiku Poetry by Craig Carilli Baseball Coach My very short shorts Expose legs of glory gone. Can you see my balls? Janitor Toilet bowl glistens. Satisfaction of job done and a dirty tongue Fitness Guru I love the deep burn My body is number one Punch my rock hard abs Butch Lesbian Short & spiky hair, swimming in abyss of cock I need a tattoo Dog No one knows my pain A barking clown for people Can you see my balls?

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