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Reprinted
from Bob's Journal
Doesn't she understand Ben Affleck totally drinks and gambles
all the time and he's not nearly as charming and nice as
he pretends to be on Jay Leno? Ben Affleck is DEFINITELY
the kind of guy who would put Jennifer up in a card game
if he was losing a lot of money and ran out of cash. I would
NEVER do that, no matter how desperate I was. Plus, he's
always hanging out with Matt Damon and probably sitting
around talking about what she looks like naked. I would
NEVER do that no matter how much my friends begged. I would
totally keep it to myself, just as I would expect her to
do. 
BFA
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are proud to announce the 2nd Annual "Date My [Skanky]
Sister Project." Beginning this week, we will actively
be soliciting our fans to nominate their "skankified"
or otherwise unloved, unmarried or desperate siblings, which
we will happily fix up with other lonely and desperate readers
around the country. It's exactly like the show "Blind
Date" except much, much sadder. Intrigued?
The
Craptastic Movie Reviewer
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