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by Jen Gillis, Age 15


Hi. As a member of the young generation that will one day lead this country, I am very concerned about people who are mean to Iraqi prisoners and then take embarrassing photos of them while they're naked.

First of all, it is wrong to abuse prisoners —even if they started it first. No matter how much we hate Middle Eastern people and want to beat them up, I feel that this kind of behavior is very, very wrong and must stop immediately. Middle Eastern people are just like us in many ways, even though we have more money and are smarter and use things like soap and shampoo.

Just because someone might be angry at prisoners does not give people the right to run around attaching dog leashes to them and then taking photos while they're naked and all gross-looking. How would you feel if somebody put a hood over your head and made you get naked and then took pictures of you? That's exactly my point. You probably wouldn't like it at all!!

I know how it would feel to be embarrassed and humiliated by these kinds of photos because my ex-boyfriend Brian Lemming happens to have a very small penis and if, by chance, naked pictures of him were passed around to everyone in the school and to his new girlfriend Amy, he would be probably be very, very upset if he ever found out. He might never speak to me again, even though we're no longer dating and he does have a small penis, which is very clear in all the photos.

Anyway, people who are in charge of prisons should be nice to the prisoners because they probably will be nice back. Instead of attaching electric wires to their testicles and threatening them, you should shake their hand and say things like "you and I might be friends if we weren't in prison and you weren't Middle Eastern." Laughing and pointing at a naked pile of prisoners is not being nice, unless they wanted you to do that.

I realize that forming human pyramids is usually a lot of fun and my Powder Puff team does it all the time, but it's different when it's a bunch of guys who aren't on the Powder Puff team or understand how fun it can be.

In conclusion, instead of hurting Iraqi prisoners, people should take a deep breath and count to ten and only pass around the photos if they are really funny and nobody finds out. Because then, feelings won't be hurt.

All I am saying is give peace a chance.

Jen Gillis
Sophomore, Camden High School
P.S. GO CAMDEN CHIEFS!

 

Photo: Camden Sophomore Jen Gillis is strongly against taking pictures of naked Iraqi prisoners.


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