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Durham, NC - What began as an undercover sting operation headed by a local child pornography task force, soon developed into a passionate love affair which nobody could have expected.

It all began when Sgt. Neil Ramsey, a 20 year veteran of the Durham police department, was assigned to a recently developed task force meant to target dangerous child predators using the internet to lure unsuspecting children into sexual relationships.

"Basically I pretended I was an 11-year-old boy named Timmy and hung out in the Pokemon chat areas," Sgt. Ramsey recalls. "That's where I first encountered Antonio, who coincidentally was also pretending to be an 11-year-old boy named Timmy."

"Sure, I thought he might be a cop," Antonio says today. "But I kept playing along. I remember being so intrigued that I didn't care. We just had so much to talk about."

Ramsey also started to have feelings. Feelings he knew he might have to hide from other police officers. During his investigation of the source of the computer messages, Ramsey realized he was dealing with a potentially dangerous criminal. While his brain told him to follow the law and secure a warrant for Antonio's arrest, his heart told him otherwise.

"We just had so much in common. Even though we were both lying about our ages and jobs and most other stuff, there was an underlying honestly. We sort of knew what each other was thinking."

And mostly that was when and where they could have sex.

"Yeah, the first time we laid eyes on each other, it was explosive to say the least," Antonio said. "We ended up renting a room at the Ramada for nearly a week, and he told his colleagues he was staking me out. Oh, he was staking me out all right!"

With a wedding now in the works, and Sgt. Ramsey on forced administrative leave, they'll have plenty of time to plan their honeymoon as well as the rest of their lives together.

"We registered at Bloomingdale's as well as the sex offender's list," Antonio jokes. "But seriously, the internet is a beautiful, magical thing. It not only helped temper my criminal activity and lustful thoughts, but it showed that two men from different backgrounds and cultures could find love despite the hardships of a lengthy jail sentence or losing a police pension.

The two have planned a Pokemon-themed wedding in June and have invited all the chatroom regulars.

"Turns out there wasn't anyone in there under the age of 40," Sgt. Ramsey said. "Thank God for Pokemon."

 

Top: Sgt. Ramsey speaks to Antonio, the new love of his life. Below: Antonio promises to stop being a child predator as soon as he gets a ring from his new police officer boyfriend.


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