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Washington, DC - Longtime Federal Reserve Chief Alan Greenspan has been named "The Sexiest Man Alive," during a short ceremony and certificate exchange with his wife during dinner Thursday.

"The award was a surprise and an honor," Greenspan blushed during a press conference, where reporters peppered him with questions about the announcement, ignoring comments about the deficit and proposed cuts in Social Security and Medicare spending.

"I think we need to focus on the growth of the economy and the possibility of raising interest rates, and not on awards from my loving wife."

One reporter asked how he felt about being in the same category as George Clooney and Brad Pitt, who have been named "Sexiest Man Alive" on multiple occasions by celebrity magazines such as "People" and "Us Weekly."

"Look it's nice to be recognized as sexy and hot but we shouldn't lose sight of the importance of my work controlling -- I mean advising-- the Bush administration how to bolster the economy of the United States," Greenspan said. "By the way, have you seen my certificate? It's embossed."

Greenspan's wife, NBC journalist Andrea Mitchell, whom he married in 1997, was proud to give her husband the award and says she almost gave it to Stone Phillips, but then changed her mind at the last minute.

"When I get home he better show me a rising Dow Jones," Mitchell said. "And I better see some explosive growth."

 

Above: Alan Greenspan was awarded "Sexiest Man Alive" by wife, NBC correspondent Andrea Mitchell. Stone Phillips came in second.


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