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Washington, DC - In another huge blow to the sports world, Special Olympics superstar Rupert "Jo-Jo" Gimbal, tested positive for Sweettarts™, just weeks after competing a world record performance at the Friendship Games in Europe.

"We are sorry to report that Jo-Jo tested positive for a banned substance and we have no choice but to strip him of his medals and his 'Best Buddy' award," Olympics Director Beth Goodall said Friday.

Special Olympics judges were first alerted to the possibility of doping violations when several wrappers of the tangy candy Sweettarts were found littered throughout his hotel room. When Gimbal forgot to wear his pants during the competition, authorities checked the pockets and found more wrappers, including nearly a dozen packages of Smarties™—another banned substance.

"I just don't believe the allegations," trainer Keith Cooper said. "I've worked with Jo-Jo for so many years. He's everyone's helpful little buddy, he's not a cheater."

Others disagreed, claiming that Jo-Jo's mood swings and temper tantrums were well known among the competitors and warning signs were ignored for years.

"I saw him outside the arena one day snorting Pixie Stix like there was no tomorrow," said one fan who asked to remain anonymous. " I regret not saying anything at the time but I just thought he was a just a fat kid waiting around for autographs. I didn't know he was a superstar."

Special Olympics Public Relations Director Susan Madson is optimistic this was a one time thing and doesn't involve other athletes, although most of the other competitors are remaining tight-tipped about the charges.

"We feel at this time Jo-Jo acted alone but we are conducting a thorough investigation," Madson said. "We will know for sure after getting statements from the other athletes but this will take some time. Obviously they're a little hard to read."

 

Above: Special Olympics superstar Rupert "Jo-Jo" Gimbal was stripped of his medals after he tested postive for Sweettarts.


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