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HONEY, I LOVE YOU so very much. We've been together for five years now. It's been the happiest time of my life and I don't want it to end. I know we've talked about this before but I think maybe it's time we started looking at cock rings.

I realize it's a big step and there are always going to be uncertainties, but nothing in life is guaranteed, right? We are so great together. I mean, sure, we have our good times and some bad times, but most of them are good times. I hope you agree that a cock ring would show just how much I love you. I know when some people buy cock rings, it doesn't mean anything. It's just a token and then the people eventually break up. But when we go shopping for a cock ring, I promise you, it will mean the world. Once that cock ring slips on, I'm sure it will never come off.

We are getting older now and our future is so important. Let's not blow it by putting off getting a cock ring like some of our other friends. Sometimes couples need to take a chance -- and not listen to what other people say. Those people wish they had the kind of love we have. The cock ring would be a symbol of our love, honey.

I know a really great place to buy a very classy cock ring. We can go together and choose whatever style we want, because I wouldn't want either one of us to be disappointed. I think buying a cock ring without both of us in agreement would be a HUGE MISTAKE. I want both of us to be happy with our cock ring choice.

I know it's not a great time for us financially to be spending our money on an expensive cock ring, but there is nothing more important than our relationship, we'd eventually regret it if we bought a cheap or lower quality cock ring. Let's get the best cock ring we can get, and worry about the money later, okay? I know we once discussed getting the cock ring from your grandparents, and don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful cock ring, but I want our cock ring to be one we picked together, not a hand-me-down. I hope you understand.

I know we should discuss it first with our family, but screw tradition, this is OUR cock ring. Let's make it a surprise to everyone, okay sweetie?

I love you so much!!

 

Above: Julie and Roger considcer taking the next big step in their relationship


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