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ROME - Liza Minelli had successful surgery Wednesday for a kneecap she fractured after a fall in an Italian hotel, and pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has won the right to medicate the star during recuperation and afterwards.

"We're thrilled to have the Minelli account," Pfizer spokesperson Wendy Knoller said. "We anticipate a lengthy recovery and we are happy to provide all the necessary pain medication and refill orders until she is feeling better."

The 57-year-old performer tripped Sunday in the hotel where she was staying while preparing for a benefit concert with Luciano Pavarotti in nearby Modena. According to hospital doctors, the injury is minor and should only require two weeks of bedrest and nonprescription pain relievers like aspirin or Tylenol.

Pfizer, makers of Zantac and several other popular name brand medications, who paid a reported $1 million for the Minelli medication rights, clearly disagrees.

"Miss Minelli is in a tremendous amount of pain and will need to continue taking psychotronic medications for several months or possibly longer," Knoller said. "As long as she has consulted a physician — which we have provided free of cost —then there's no problem and everyone has acted responsibly and in accordance with the law.

Pfizer beat out several drug companies for access to Minelli and her injuries, including GlaxoSmithKline PLC, German rival Bayer AG, and Swiss pharmaceutical giant Roche.

 

 

Above: Minelli promises not to get addicted to pain medication this time


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