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Washington,
D.C. - Included
in the list of wanted terrorists named by Attorney General
John Ashcroft Wednesday was a mostly incomplete description
of a possible terrorist or terrorist sympathizer described
as "a sexy, blonde Arab-American seductress" last
seen in the Cocoa Beach section of Florida. "We don't
have a last name at this time, but because she's beautiful
and American-looking, she has the uncanny ability to blend
into middle class suburban neighborhoods while planning
her next attack."
BFA
HQ — The Editors of Bob From Accounting are proud
to announce the new "Date My [Skanky] Sister Project."
Beginning this week, we will actively be soliciting our fans
to nominate their "skankified" or otherwise unloved,
unmarried or desperate siblings, which we will happily fix
up with other lonely and desperate readers around the country.
It's exactly like the TV show "Blind Date" except
much, much sadder. Intrigued? 
Slightly
Promiscuous Television Analysis
by Media Whore
The
Craptastic Movie Reviewer
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