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   by Miles Kahn


Jeanie Sislack, accounts receivable manager for Septicorp Industries and part-time hand model, feels she is leading the pack in the long-sought Palmolive™ account after really nailing her hand model audition last Friday.

Sislack recalls the audition as, “the best hand model audition experience of my career. [Director] John Appleway, has always been the pinnacle of glamour, and I really think he was blown away with my poise, my character interpretation and the metamorphosis of the character I was portraying.”

Sislack first learned of the audition after receiving an inside tip from fellow Septicorp employee, and one-time hand model pin-up, Rashid Fellows. Fellows, a junior sales rep, has been encouraging Sislack to follow her dreams and has volunteered to train her for upcoming auditions.

Sislack saw the opportunity and took a two week sabbatical to prepare for the most challenging test in her life. In addition to a series of strenuous exercises and pumice treatments, Sislack explored her character in a series of scene workshops with other hand models. “Some people try to infuse too much formal character in their approach, but I
employ a Method technique asking, ‘What would my hands do in this situation?’”

At the Hand Model Institute, where Sislack is a first year student, she is a member of the “Cats Cradle” secret society and co-captain of the highly ranked HMI Shadow Puppets. Dean Mendel-Chavez explained that a focused talent like Sislack will likely take the world by storm. “Did you see the pinkie? Jesus, the pinkie alone, man. Now that's technique!”

Appleway had no comment on Sislack, but a Spokesman for McCann Erickson, the agency representing the Palmolive™ account said on a condition of anonymity, “Every so once in a while, a hand comes along and jerks you in the right direction. That hand could be Sislack... or it might not be, I don’t know. Who cares.”

Above: Various hand poses demonstrate Sislack's amazing versatility

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