Strom Thurmond has passed at 100 and none
A long time for to die he was fixin’
Many a fight has the Senator won
But he failed to abolish race mixin’
Thurmond wanted to fare the Black caucus good riddin’
So he grabbed up a rope off the shelf
Strom extended one hand, kept the other hand hidden
When he slipped and done lynched himself
His demise now leaves all his young sons bereft
For in his late seventies he sired them
The doctors all thought Strom had no tadpoles left
But the Senator practically perspired them!
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Strom was always quite fond of the ladies
He kissed them and their babies at malls
Some took it in jest, when he pawed at their chest
Until he showed them his wrinkled old balls!
Twas once on a date, as the story goes
All were impressed with his energy mustering
It took all he had, to lift his old lad
and give her a mighty filibusterin'!
Ole Carolina now mourns for such a great loss
So mourns the loss of the nation
Could not keep away from the odd burning cross
Strom died from the smoke inhalation
Fare thee well, Old Wrinkled Balls
TRIBUTE TO MAURICE GIBB
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TO PRINCE HARRY ON HIS 18TH BIRTHDAY
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TO JOHN GOTTI
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TO PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
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TO THE LATE PRINCESS MARGARET
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TO LATE QUEEN MUM
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