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During
an exclusive interview with the editors of bobfromaccounting.com,
two New York City prostitutes broke rank with their peers
and shocked pollsters by predicting George W. Bush would
handily beat Democratic nominee John Kerry in the November
presidential election. The revelations, which have already
sent shockwaves through Washington, put Kerry's team on
the defensive, calling the statement "one-sided and
confusing -- but mostly just confusing," and indicated
they needed time to thoroughly decipher the statement. "It's
obviously disappointing," said one unnamed source in
Kerry's camp. "These women have always maintained a
certain level of impartiality during important national
elections. Hopefully, this won't have too negative an affect
on real, actual voters." 
BFA
HQ — It's your last week to enter BFA's "Date
My [Skanky] Sister Project," where we have been actively
soliciting our fans to nominate their "skankified"
or otherwise unloved, unmarried or desperate siblings, which
we will happily fix up with other lonely and desperate readers
around the country. It's exactly like the TV show "Blind
Date" except much, much sadder. Intrigued? 
Slightly
Promiscuous Television Analysis
by Media Whore
The
Craptastic Movie Reviewer
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