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Los Angeles, CA - Singer Britney Spears revealed for
the first time she had sex with N'SYNC member Justin Timberlake
despite her strong views against premarital sex, and now some
of her fans have rallied to her support with hundreds of offers
for new, unused hymens to replace the one she lost.
"As a member of the Britney Spears fan club and needlepoint
society, it would be my honor to donate my pristine hymen
to the best singer in the entire world, " said Kelly
Fry who does not currently have a boyfriend. "I have
given this matter a lot of thought and I think my hymen would
be put to better use on Britney."
Spears, who dated Timberlake for more than three years, made
the revelation that she was no longer a virgin in the August
issue of 'W Magazine." She claims she was tricked into
sex by the popular singer and it "shouldn't count."
Spears says now that Timberlake used the "war in Iraq
and nuclear annihilation excuse" to get her to finally
succumb to his wishes.
"First he said if a man doesn't have sex in three years,
there is a strong likelihood that his penis would be permanently
disabled. Then he said the world could end tomorrow and he
wanted to make love to the prettiest, sexist girl in the whole
world. It was all so believable at the time."
While a hymen transplant is not a recognized medical procedure
in the United States where there is no longer a strong stigma
against sex before marriage, fans have lined up outside her
record company offices, ready to make the sacrifice.
"I feel honored by all the generous offers," Britney
said . But my fans should have their hymens removed the normal,
natural way -- by searing pain, tears and a lifetime of guilt.
I want my own hymen back."
A spokesman for Timberlake refused to comment except to say
that the famous hymen now belonged to his client but Spears
still has limited visitation rights."
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