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A – According to a recently released report by a private non-profit foundation, nobody is currently in love with actress Meg Ryan. 

Ryan, 42, the star of “Sleepless in Seattle” and “When Harry Met Sally," has had several romantic relationships since splitting from husband Dennis Quaid and destroying her family in 2000 but currently has no one who really and truly loves her at this moment.

Among Ryan’s recent romances was a high-profile relationship with Russell Crowe, whom she met on the set of their 2001 film “Proof of Life." The two were together for less than a year before Crowe left her for another woman.

Since then, Ryan has been romantically linked to actors John Cusack, Craig Bierko, William Deane, as well as underwear model Travis Fimmel. 

None of them currenly loves Ryan. Nor anyone else.

Ryan’s quirky charm and cute-as-a-button looks once made her the object of affection of men everywhere. All that changed recently and entertainment insiders are baffled.

“While there are no actors or models that are in love with Meg right now, we are hopeful that will change," Ryan's publicist said. "She hasn’t been photographed with a man for over a month, and she hasn’t been on the cover of ‘US Weekly’ since January.  Frankly, this is unprecedented."

Ryan was not available for comment, but sources close to the actress said when she read the report she immediately fired her managers and hired a new personal trainer. As of this writing, the new personal trainer is also not in love with Meg Ryan. Neither is his assistant.

The report concluded with an apology from John Michael Hughes, a man who once falsely claimed to be Ryan's fiancé, and who explained that since he began taking his new medication, he no longer has any loving feelings for Meg Ryan.

Ryan's young son Jack could not be reached for comment but sources say his last homemade birthday card to his mother was signed, "I want my Daddy!"

 

Above: Nobody currently in love with Meg Ryan.


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