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Portland, OR - Attractive soccer mom and coach Nancy
Mathers horrified members of her son's youth team and destroyed
their adolescent fantasies with a shocking story about "crotch
rot" and her personal experiences with the common summertime
inflammatory condition.
The Portland Frogmen team, composed of 12-14 years old, mostly
male players, listened intently as Mathers described the incident,
which took place the previous spring, when Mathers was sweaty
and hadn't changed her dampened underwear in several days
because the washing machine was broken.
"Coach Mathers told us about how painful her crotch
rot was-- and how she thought she had either hemorrhoids or
a yeast infection," explained 12-year-old Todd Goldman
who was still shaking from the talk. "She said that crotch
rot is also sometimes called butt rust but it means the same
thing. I don't think I want to play soccer anymore."
Mathers explained how swollen, fiery anal tissue occurs when
damp underwear becomes a breeding ground for bacteria, or
an individual hasn't properly wiped after using the toilet.
According to teammates, Ms. Mathers, a divorced mother of
two who despite her age, had maintained a youthful figure
and always took her players to McDonalds after a victory,
would no longer be a consistent part of their adolescent fantasies.
Added one player who asked to remain anonymous, "I know
we're not supposed to think about having sex with our friends
moms, and this really helps. Like, a lot."
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Above:
Members of the Portland Frogmen soccer team have their dreams
destroyed by a horrifying personal hygiene story.
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