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15. John Walker Lindh/Cast of Survivor
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Tie: Please go away Gervaise, Susan, Rudy...John.
You all desperately need a shower and a bar of soap. But don't
drop the soap in the vicinity of Richard.
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14. Born Again Christians
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Read about
our feud with this assclown |
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13. Born Again Virgins
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Haven't
you watched Oprah? These are promiscuous girls who have had a recent
change of heart (see #14) and refuse to have sex again until their
wedding day. Who are they kidding and why do our staffers always
meet them AFTER they suddenly lock their knees? Born again virgins
think if they pretend really really hard, we won't know the truth.
Some even have their hymen surgically replaced! ... Actually we
don't mind that one. |
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12. Cast of Big Brother
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"Big
Brother" is actually the retarded little brother of Survivor.
Is anyone watching? This ranking, of course, does not include host
Julie Chen, who is a very hot piece of Asian ass. |
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11. Martha Stewart
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She's
going to love prison and I have a feeling prison is going to love
her. See related story |
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