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Freemont, NY— It wasn't late night ghost stories or even the food that caused nearly three dozen pre-teens screaming into the night after just a week of summer camp deep in the heart of the Catskill Mountains.

What began as a weekly tradition by counselors at Camp Waupaca, a summer camp for emotionally-disturbed intercity children, turned the normally serene campgrounds into a veritable frightfest, after several staff members and senior counselors disrobed after nightly "camptivities" and headed over to the lake...sans clothes. When the kids took a short cut back to their cabins, the horror of the scene awaited them.

"It was so scary. There was nowhere to run," says Susie Tambor, 11, of Jersey City. "I wake up screaming every night since I first saw them. I hate camp!"

The counselors, who would like to remain anonymous, didn't expect that anyone would see them, but assured parents that they had no intention of frightening the children by exposing their genitalia. It was just a horrible, horrible accident.

"I regret the whole thing happened even though I got to see the camp director's wife all naked and glistening in the sun," admitted camp culinary director Kip "Cookie" Bryant. "I can't even look at them in the eye when I'm spooning creamed beef on their plates. They're in so much pain right now."

Parents came by busloads to confront the counselors and several insisted on dragging the kids back to their low income neighborhoods, where the kids are inured to crack dens and drive-by shootings that occur on a nightly basis.

Other parents felt differently, admitting that their children were unintentionally "scared straight" and were betting that they would never do drugs or get in trouble again.

"I never could get through to my kid before," explained parent Donna Vincelli. "I tried everything — calling the police, putting him in juvenile detention — I even put him on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show where a large guy in fatigues screamed and threaten him with boot camp. Nothing worked until my boy saw all those horrible, disgusting overweight naked bodies splashing around in the water. Thank God I finally have my baby back."

Above: Camp director Todd Schaefer had no intention of scaring the children.

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