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Los Angeles, CA — Despite the continuing rise of housing costs and a weakened economy, a government task force recently found a rise of homelessness particularly strong in areas around singer Courtney Love.

According to a 25-city survey released today by the U.S. Conference of Mayors, the results were not limited to Los Angeles, Love's hometown-- but 18 other cities also reported an increase in homelessness during times when the widow of rocker Kurt Cobain was staying in town or even stopping briefly to buy illegal prescription drugs at a local pharmacy.

"It's disturbing to think that one individual -- despite her history of substance abuse and skanky behavior -- would affect national figures as much as she has," Los Angeles Mayor James Hahn said. "Clearly we need to address the problem of Courtney before we can address the larger concern of homelessness."

"The world's richest and most powerful nation must find a way to meet the basic needs of all its residents," said New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg. "And if that means confining Ms. Love to a space far away from the general population, then I support it completely."

According to the Task Force on Hunger and Homelessness, cities were most likely to attribute homelessness to a lack of affordable housing (21 cities), mental illness (20 cities), substance abuse (19 cities), and low-paying jobs (17 cities), though all of them blamed Courtney Love for initiating most of these problems.

"These are not simply statistics," said Nashville Mayor Bill Purcell, who chairs the task force. "These are real people who are hungry and homeless in our cities because of Courtney Love."

In her latest court appearance on Aug. 20, Love pleaded not guilty to a felony assault charge for allegedly attacking a woman with a liquor bottle at her ex-boyfriend's home in April. No homeless people were reportedly created during this incident. But In July, she was sentenced to 18 months in a drug rehabilitation program after pleading guilty to being under the influence of a controlled substance. Everyone in the rehabilitation center eventually became homeless.

Love also faces charges for allegedly striking a fan with a microphone stand at a club in March. It is thought that the audience member eventually became homeless when he suffered amnesia and couldn't remember where he lived

There are no current statistics of fans of Love's music being homeless, but common sense dictates they probably are.

 

Above: Courtney Love considered a strong indicator of homeless population


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