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In an exclusive interview acquired
by the editors of Bobfromaccounting.com, two Lower Manhattan
prostitutes decided to break their self-imposed silence and
talk a bit about terrorism and how the experience of 9/11
changed them during an hour long conversation in the restroom
of the Rector Street subway station. In an effort to protect
the women's identities, we've used fake names during the interview.
BFA: I'd like to first thank you sharing your experience
for our readers. Well, it's been a whole year since the Sept.
11 terrorist attacks and we'd like to get your thoughts on
how it affected you personally.
WHORE #1: Are you a cop?
BFA: No, I'm not a cop. I'm a journalist. I wanted
to get your thoughts--
WHORE #1: You look like a cop. Are you a cop?
BFA: No, you don't understand -- I'm trying to talk
to New Yorkers who lived through that horrible ordeal.
WHORE #1: I told you I'm from New Jersey! What do
you want from me? Please leave me alone! I'm so tired. So
tired.
BFA: No, please, we just have a few questions about
your experiences on that day. Did you lose any friends or
family in the attacks?
WHORE #1: What can I get for you baby -- what do ya
want? You want anything? A little tug tug maybe? Give mama
some sugar.
SLIGHT STRUGGLE ENSUES
BFA: Could you please just tell us where you were
on September 11th when those planes first hit the buildings?
WHORE #1: I dunno. I sort of remember waking up in
some shrubs nearby and seeing a lot of smoke and things began
falling to the ground. And my ass hurt a lot. Like I'm talking
A LOT. Like fire. I'm not sure what happened but it really
hurt bad. Seriously and I'm very particular about what I allow
in my anus, so that was unusual right from the get-go. So,
do you like me?
BFA: What about your friend here. Could you tell us
your experience?
WHORE #2: Are you a cop? I ain't talking to no cop.
Hey, are you going to eat that?
BFA: That's my pencil -- no, actually I'm not a cop.
I wanted to talk about how life has changed for you since
September 11.
WHORE #2: Hey, I used to go out with Geraldo. I was
his bitch for 3 days, but don't put that in the interview
because I want to be discreet. He said I looked just like
Julia Roberts without teeth.
BFA: I see. I'll make sure that stays off the record.
WHORE #2: I likes the way you talk college boy. Say
something again -- only this time, lemme see your penis.
SLIGHT STRUGGLE ENSUES
BFA: Can we just stick to the interview. Were you
scared by the attacks? How did you feel on that day?
WHORE #2: Of course I was scared. I could easily have
been in that building. If I hadn't been raped by my stepfather
and forced to abandon my dream of finishing school and passing
the stock broker exam, I could have been in there on that
day. (Begins sobbing uncontrollably) Please hold me.
Just hold me. I'm so tired. So tired.
SHORT EMBRACE AND CRADLING
BFA: Is that better?
WHORE #2: Ouch! Watch the ass. It really burns!
OUR EDITOR WAS ARRESTED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS
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