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The Prince is a man, Old England commands
The second-born child of Diana
He may never be King, but as the maids like to sing
He'll have no dearth of vagina!
He reminds me a bit o’ meself at that age
Except for the last several years
He’s subsisted on more than the minimum wage
Beer and ponies up to his huge ears
But don’t get me wrong, let it never be said
I dislike being taxed for his whims
I just wish at times that I had some more bread
To cavort with me birds in the Thames!
(short instrumental break and dance number)
He’s got the establishment in his back pocket
Adored by beefeaters and chippers
The girls they all swoon when he sings an old tune
How they long to see what's behind those red knickers
Harry vows he’ll protect the Queen
From all her industrial foes
He’ll sniff them out, wherever they be
Knee deep in silk pantyhose!
The Prince is a man and let it be said
Tis truly a great day for the nation
After 18 years, and many womanly stares
He still resorts to masturbation!
I think he’s gay, too.
Long live Prince Harry!!!!
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