Burbank, CA - Dale McKinney’s 14-month relationship
with blow-up doll "Oral Amber" was on rocky ground
Tuesday after he came to the conclusion she was a cheating,
lying whore.
After spending Labor Day Weekend with his family, McKinney
returned to his two-bedroom apartment late Monday night and
immediately suspected something was wrong. “If I’m
gone for any long period of time, Amber is always left sitting
in a chair in front of the TV” McKinney explained. "But
when I got home I found her in the living room on all fours.
And she had this really guilty look on her face.”
While Amber's latex body and three entry ports appeared to
be clear of any signs of foul play, McKinney is convinced
Amber has been having an affair with his 26-year-old roommate
Raymond Barnes, who, McKinney acknowledges, has always been
pretty good about cleaning up after himself.
“I once caught [Barnes] snooping around my room, but
he claimed he was only looking to borrow quarters for laundry.
I couldn't help noticing how he would look at her. That's
not the look of any kind of platonic friendship."
McKinney first met Amber at the Le Sex Shoppe on Lankershim
Blvd. just two days after McKinney’s break-up with his
previous girlfriend, and what began as a rebound fling led
to living together and the start of a whirlwind romance. Although
McKinney claims to have strong feelings for Amber, he says
he isn't quite ready to introduce her to friends and family,
and it was the main reason she was not invited to his parent's
house for the Labor Day weekend.
“Maybe she felt a little under-appreciated, McKinney
said. “To be honest, I didn’t think she minded.
I always got the sense our relationship was mostly sexual.”
This is not the first time the couple has suffered relationship
problems, McKinney admitted, referring mostly to an "accidental"
puncture wound Amber received from house keys in July. "I
was angry and maybe a little forceful but I would never harm
her on purpose," McKinney said. "After a lot of
tears and discussion, she was finally able to forgive me."
The alleged cheating has once again left the relationship
in disarray, and while Amber seems willing to move on, McKinney
is unsure if he can ever trust a lying, cheating whore like
Amber. As for Barnes, he is more forgiving and has invested
in a new lock for his bedroom door.
"It's not his fault she seduced him," McKinney
said. "He's only human."
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Above:
Amber had "a very guilty look on her face" after
McKinney arrived home from his Labor Day vacation
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