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Los Angeles, CA - Beloved television star Tony Danza is not really homeless, insists Danza's publicist Barbara Margolis. He's simply doing research for a part in an as-yet- unwritten movie of the week.

"Tony has not completely run out of money and options," Margolis said. "There are many television scripts that he would be perfect for. There's the 'tough Italian guy with a heart of gold' cop character they're developing on NYPD Blue and the 'tough Italian guy with a heart of gold' gravedigger on "Six Feet Under." They're even developing a 'tough Italian guy with a heart of gold' show about nothing. It's sort of like 'Seinfeld' except without all the Jews.

Danza, who has been spotted in recent weeks pushing a shopping cart through downtown Los Angeles, scoffs at reports he's run out of money and is forced to sleep in transient hotels just because the bank foreclosed on his Beverly Hills home.

"I'm just pretending I'm homeless," Danza said. "I like it out here. It gives me street credibility with the other middle-aged Italian former amateur athletes with good hair that also pursued an acting career. See look, Joey Buttafuoco!"

Danza, made famous for stints on"Taxi" and "Who's the Boss," has switched gears in recent years, having developed a critically-praised song and dance act he performs occasionally in Las Vegas and Jerry Lewis telethons while he pitches new shows based on his "tough Italian guy with a heart of gold" television persona.

Look for dates of Tony's all new "Tribute to Frank Sinatra and Jeff Conaway" at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and Fridays at the Ralph's supermarket on Ventura in Sherman Oaks.

 

Above: Donations pour in after Danza performs for the MDA Jerry Lewis Telethon.


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