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GAZA STRIP - Palestinian folksinger and peace activist Abu Adi was beaten severely by friends, family and strangers after breaking into song during a recent stone-throwing demonstration against Israeli soldiers.

The self-described "darker-skinned, Muslim John Lennon" had barely gotten out the first line of "Give Peace a Chance" when he felt a fist smash him in the windpipe. He spun around to face his mother who then held him down while his brothers beat him into submission.

After a brief hospital stay where doctors and nurses salted his wounds and threw him back into the street, Adi crawled back to his village where several neighbors greeted him warmly and presented him with a brand new guitar as a gift. Adi thanked them with a speech and a song by Joan Baez. Shortly afterwards, they smashed the guitar as well as his sternum.

"It's very difficult but I think I'm starting to make some headway with the people out here," Adi whispered, as he perform a tracheotomy on himself to relieve pressure on his windpipe. "Now I know what Vietnam must have felt like."

Adi preaches non-violent resistence against the Israeli occupation, but says proudly that "Israeli citizens should be treated with the same respect and fairness that Palestinians want I hold no ill-wishes against the people of Israel."

"Get him!" screamed several onlookers as Adi quickly stitched up his neck and ran for cover.

Adi's wife, Amana, a singer in her own right, is considered to be the Muslim equivalent of Yoko Ono, and is blamed for the folks singer's recent inability to hate all Jews. She is also exploitive, untalented and completely annoying.

 

 

 

Above: Palestinian fok singer nervously performs for Hamas leaders.


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