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Phoenix, AZ — For 13-year-old "peeping tom"
Billy Adams, what began as a family activity -- viewing the
planet Mars as it passes closer than it has in 60,000 years
-- ended with shouting, accusations and a demand for the immediate
return of his telescope, as the girl next door continued to
explore her body and pick out clothes for the first day of
school.
"I think I've been pretty patient," Adams said.
"But Wendy Strickland just got a new wardrobe and a new
Hispanic boyfriend and I want my fucking telescope back immediately."
For peeping toms around the country, the stories may be slightly
different, but the anger and resentment is the same.
"I spent $3000 on this telescope and it's for my own
personal use, said 42-year-old voyeur Bruce Myers. "It's
not my fault my wife doesn't have one. She spent all her money
on new carpeting and a hysterectomy."
According to 7th grader Adams, when his parents and siblings
first asked last week if they could borrow his telescope to
try to see Mars in the backyard, he grudingly agreed, figuring
it would only be for a night or two and they would get bored
staring at a red speck, just like most people who get telescopes
as birthday gifts. Now it's been more than a week, all the
neighbors are borrowing it, and he's had enough.
"I want my fucking telescope back now. I'm not kidding."
When Adams first received the telescope on his 11th birthday,
he did what most kids do -- he spent ten minutes looking at
tiny faraway stars and then forgot about it. That is until
he turned 13 and suddenly he found himself looking straight
into the window of buxom teen neighbor Wendy Strickland. Two
years later, Adams still can't tell you were the Big Dipper
is but he can tell you that Wendy Strickland is a dirty, dirty
whore."
"It may be another 280 years until Mars will be this
close again but Wendy Strickland will only lose her virginity
once. And I'm not gonna miss it."
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