Bob from Accounting is proud to present our list of the worst and most annoying of 2002. If we left people out, we apologize. The rankings were compiled from a strict scientific sample based on 300 phone surveys from our satellite office in Bosnia-Herzegovina.

20. Yoko Ono	Okay, she may have caused the breakup of the Beatles more than 30 years ago, and she hasn't been in the news much during the past year, but as a special tribute to the late great George Harrison, we still hate her guts. Die Die Die!
19. Britney Spears	Frankly, this was a tough call. She's got big boobs, and thus in a normal year may have escaped ethnic cleansing. However, the whole "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman thing," as well as that fake homegirl accent makes us want to hit her in the head with a hammer. See related story
18. Keanu Reeves	He couldn't act before and he can't act today. While we're at it, we would like to ethnically cleanse the entire Joey Lawrence School of Acting. Buy the T-shirt.
17. Julia Roberts	She just got married, so for the next 8 months we have to hear about how she's found her soulmate before she eventually divorces him in favor of a hot dog vendor she meets at a New Jersey Nets game. If left to her own devices, the American viewing public will be forced to see her singular shy and/or giggly look for years to come.
16. Halle Berry/Russell Crowe	Tie: She's a hit-and-run driver turned Academy Award winning actress. He's a roughneck criminal who moonlights as a highly paid actor while he "works on his music." We would like to rape both of them with their Oscar statuettes. See related story

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