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10. Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
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The question
remains whether these two "drinking buddies" will finally
announce their engagement. The fact that they have a writing Oscar
makes us want to kill ourselves. The fact that Affleck is now dating
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9. N'Sync
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Justin dumps
Britney? Wait two years and that will seem like the dumbest move
you ever made. Lance in space? This group is going to pieces. Bye
Bye Bye. 'Nuff said.
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8. Al Sharpton
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If this pompass,
egomaniac ever gets on the presidential ticket, I'm moving to Canada.
I'm not kidding. |
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7. Ariel Sharon
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He's cranky,
he's angry, he's...a complete lard-ass. How do you expect the Palestinians
to feel about you when you offer to replace the Knesset with a kosher
Krispy Kreme? See
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6. Yasir Arafat
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You lie. You cheat. You
steal. You insist on driving all those pesky Jews into the sea.
If you weren't so dangerous, you would actually be funny. Is that
a nail packed explosive belt or are you just happy to see me. See
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