10. Britney Spears	Another year of overexposure for this once vestal virgin. This year we got to hear Fred Durst talk about how Britney was in the sack and we got to see her make out with Madonna. With all her fame and success Britney still has that weird Justin Timberlake/Mickey Mouse Club urban homeboy accent that makes us want to beat her senseless. Unfortunately, we are reminded she is a woman now and her boobs will never look as good as they do today. It's all downhill from here.
9. Keanu Reeves	I think that the guy who costarred with Keanu Reeves in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" is as angry with the world for Keanu's success as we are. The only thing worse than watching Keanu act is watching him being interviewed. Watching the second Matrix movie is like viewing clown art at the Smithsonian. You want to laugh, you want to point. You want to kill.
8. Saddam Hussein	Saddam Hussein has had a tough year. He chose to listen to the French opinion that America would never invade Iraq and then saw his government toppled in a mere two weeks. In the end, he was caught in a hole surrounded by Mars Bars, dirty magazines and a "not-so-fresh feeling."
7. Ben Affleck	Remember when Matt Damon was the really famous one and Ben Affleck was just doing bit parts in movies like "School Ties" and "Dazed and Confused?" The world seemed okay back then. After all, nice guys finish last and Ben Affleck seems nice, despite his addiction to booze and gambling as well as a penchant for making bad movies and dating down. Ben has that everyman, fraternity-brother-turned-date-rapist look that most movie studios are searching for today but the rest of the world could do without. Ben ranks at a respectable #7.
6. Arnold Schwarzenegger	Despite mouse-size testicles from rampant steroid abuse, nearly three decades of womanizing, a love for marijuana as well as lockerroom towel fights and slathering himself in Wesson oil before every public appearance, Arnold Schwarzenegger managed to become a multimillionaire movie star, marry a Kennedy and become the governor of California, while "Pumping Iron" costar Lou Ferrigno is selling cars in Van Nuys. It's just so unfair we had to include him on our list.

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