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I really can't stand religious fanatics.
That's why it's so much fun when they threaten our Constitutional
rights! Shizzy, our brave and tireless columnist, meant no
harm by his emails, but he truly felt there was rampant Satanic
imagery throughout the comic books and artwork posted at Jesusfun.com.
Shizzy is very intuitive, and if he says Satan inhabits Jesusfun.com,
then I DEFINITELY believe him. Now the publisher of the site,
known simply as Cap'n Veggie, is threatening to sue us --
Below is our correspondence.
From: "Capn Veggie Link" <capn@jesusfun.com>JesusFun!
Comics
"For the Lord is righteous, HE LOVES JUSTICE;
upright men will see his
face." Psalms 11:7
cc: Legal File / Corporate Law Office / webmaster@jesusfun.com
Mr. Leva,
Our corporate lawyer has informed me that your website hosted
(URL) by
register.com www.bobfromaccounting.com is in current violation
of at least
and not excluding two laws, one of which is a federal offence
(Copywrite
infringement). I did not "SUBMIT" this information
with the intent for it
to be published to the public for viewing or submit it to
you in any
documented form for public viewing. You have made me and the
material an
unwilling participant in your documented harassment (see page
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage3.html)
and violated my rights by
doing such in a harassing nature.
I have a US. Federal copywrite on my Characters as well as
a copywrite on
their names and the name Capn Veggie Link as well.
This is a clear violation of law in addition to my rights
under law and we
will prosecute to the full extent therein. We ask that you
immediately and
without delay remove all posted emails that were posted on
your web site
without my permission with JesusFun!, JesusFun.com, Capn Veggie
Link or
emails from @JesusFun.com. If this email correspondence or
any of it's
content is posted online the local authorities will be contacted
and proper
legal steps will be taken.
Any delay in removing will be looked at as non-compliance
and appropriate
steps will be taken to have it removed not ruling out the
cancellation of
your url registration under penalty of law violations clearly
posted on your
site currently for public viewing. The service I provide at
JesusFun! is
intended for children and not appropriate for adult humor
publication.
I would like to settle this out of court if at all possible
but if pushed
will prosecute to the full extent of the law as my rights
have been clearly
violated.
I look forward to immediate action on this subject.
Peter Walker
JesusFun! Comics
www.jesusfun.com
capn@jesusfun.com
Dear Cap'n Veggie,
Thank you for going ahead and alerting the corporate law
offices at Jesusfun.com as you cc'd them in your previous
email. It's truly good to know that despite our hurting economy,
a website like yours can still afford to have its own corporate
law office. By the way, I really like Jesus too and it pains
me to see you enlisting cartoon vegetables to do Satan's handiwork.
No hard feelings,
Scott Leva
Editor in Chief
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com
From: "Capn Veggie Link" <capn@jesusfun.com>JesusFun!
Comics
We will start legal proceedings then first thing tomorrow
morning.
I will also inform Register.com of your inaction which may
result in the
loss of URL according to their rules of conduct. Your harassment
will be
filed with the LAPD Internet division. In addition a FORMAL
COMPLAINT IS
FILED with register.com. See you in court....
Sorry,
Peter
Capn Veggie Link
>JesusFun! Comics
><http://www.jesusfun.com
Dear Capn Veggie,
That's understandable. I have requested the services of
 
either William Kunstler or that other cool hippie lawyer
Gerry Spence-- You know the guy with the really neat fringe
jacket and the cowboy hat. I love that guy! I'm told that
he takes cases on a contingency basis when our holy freedoms
are at stake.
Veggie Boy
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com
THEN I RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING EMAIL FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE.
IT TURNS OUT THAT CAP'N VEGGIE HAS DECIDED TO WRITE LETTERS
TO ALL THE WEBSITES WE'RE LINKED TO IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT
TO KILL OFF BOB FROM ACCOUNTING.
Hi Scott,
I run a little links site and added "Bob From Accounting"
as a humorous
link. Today I received this email below from some Jesus Freak
who
apparently doesn't like you very much and is requesting that
I remove your
link. You're probably already aware of this, I found it a
bit weird.
Mike
http://www.unclemikis.com
>From: "Capn Veggie Link" <capn@jesusfun.com>
>To: <webmaster@unclemikis.com>
>Subject: Bobfromaccounting.com link remove??
>Date: Thu, 1 Aug 2002 00:06:37 -0700
>X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0)
>Importance: Normal
>
>Dear Mikis,
>You have a great website!
>I have a great sense of humor but this Bob site is just
straight illegal &
>bad news and I would remove him from your links on About.com
>Consider below information.....
(HE THEN ADDED HIS "LAWSUIT LETTER" FROM EARLIER)
>
>Thank you for your time and patience,
>
>Capn Veggie Link
>JesusFun! Comics
><http://www.jesusfun.com/>www.jesusfun.com
><mailto:capn@jesusfun.com>capn@jesusfun.com
>
> "For the Lord is righteous, he loves justice; upright
men will see his
> face." Psalms 11:7
 Hiya
Cap'n,
Unfortunately, Kunstler and Spence haven't returned my
calls so I'm going to have to find me a cheaper lawyer. I
would try and get F. Lee Bailey but apparently his law license
has been suspended in a couple of states. I sure hope you're
not from Florida, Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Maryland,
Illinois or Pennsyvania. Also, do you have a pic? It would
really be helpful if you could supply us with a photo for
the flyers we're putting up in your neighborhood. As far as
taking down the column, Shizzy is very upset and threatened
that if I took it down he wouldn't be my bowling partner on
Monday nights and we just can't have that. Shizzy is so dang
militant!
Veggie Boy
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com
THEN CAP'N JESUS -- I MEAN CAP'N VEGGIE WROTE ME AGAIN...
More harassment 'eh?
We both know you had no intention of taking down that information.
It's just a cheap shot. Like 5 cents cheap. I've come to expect
this though, so I'm not surprised. I will email the webmasters
of the sites that link to me, they know the drill. Your not
the first Christian basher ya know....again and always, no
worries...
Speaking of worries, you sure are emailing a lot??? Hmmmmm?
Oh well, I'll not correspond with you anymore based on you
constant and boring, uncreative harrasment and your emails
will be filtered into shift delete land...Buh-Bye.
In His service,
Peter
Jesus Fun! Comics
www.jesusfun.com
"I trust in God's unfailing love for ever and ever."
Isaiah 58:13
"Veggie Boy, ha, ha your first funny. (yawn)"
CAP'N VEGGIE THEN DECIDED TO DO A LITTLE DAMAGE CONTROL
CLAIMING THE EMAILS WE POSTED ARE BOGUS.
THANKFULLY, HE HAS RESCINDED HIS LAWSUIT THREAT, NOTING
THAT SINCE WE ONLY HAVE "25 HITS PER MONTH," IT
WOULD SIMPLY BE A WASTE OF HIS TIME. HE WENT ON TO SAY:
Then Mr. Leva emailed more of the same anti-Christian language
and threatening to post all the conversations we had privately
(via email) online with his alterations to make me sound like
a mean person of course (what a shock 'yawn'). He said,
“This way other Christian websites won’t link to
JesusFun!.”
I THINK SOMEONE REPLACED HIS HOLY WATER WITH BONG RESIN.
LYING IS A SIN, CAP'N VEGGIE. I LEARNED THAT IN FIRST GRADE.
HE CONTINUES...
He did so (in a nut shell: online slander). Some of
you have seen this and that is why you have come to this section
of the website. The emails posted on “Scott from
Accounting’s” website were "half truth"
real and some of the sentences are the same, some taken out
of context but the majority of it is just altered to make
us look like the aggressor. NONE of his responses were
ever emailed to me, I think they are put online to just be
mean (shocked? no)& boost his low online traffic.
If you go back and read you can see his obvious anger in his
own chosen words I’m sure if you explore our website
(JesusFun!) and/or email me with your questions you’ll
find me to be an easy going dude with Jesus in my heart.
SO HOW DOES IT END? CAP'N JESUS SAYS THAT HE'S JUST A
NICE GUY AND WE MANIPULATED THE LETTERS. THE
TRUTH: EVERY EMAIL HE SENT US IS POSTED IN ITS SAD, DEMENTED
ORIGINAL STATE, WITH ZERO CHANGES. IT AMAZES
ME HOW A MAN WHO HANDLES RATTLESNAKES IN CHURCH CANNOT TELL
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY. BUT THEN AGAIN,
THIS IS A GUY WHO SPENDS HIS DAY DRAWING HOMOPHOBIC VEGETABLE
SUPERHEROES.
THE SHAME HE MUST FEEL. 
SEND A QUICK EMAIL TO THIS ASSCLOWN
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