From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Real Doll
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 14:52:13 -0800

Hi,

I would like purchase your Real Doll. Do you have a photo? I can pick it up today.

Regards,

George

Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 15:55:51 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

Hi George.

Do you live in the area? The doll is in a big crate in a storage garage. This was a custom made doll that I had specially made for me. I'm about to move to Chicago so I want to get it off my hands. The crate is pretty big. Tell me a little about yourself. Do you have any Real Dolls? Hope to hear from you soon.

Frank (It's really me, Shizzy)

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 16:10:57 -0800Frank,

I am familiar with the Real Doll and it seems like an awesome deal...I can't resist the chance at owning, or even seeing one of these in person... What is your availability for pickup?

Thanks

George

Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 19:43:05 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

George,

I work out of my home so I am always available. I’m having my going out of business sale as we speak. I’m selling everything at discount prices. I have an array of adult videos, dildos, beads, masks, etc. that all have to go. I'm moving next week so I gotta unload this stuff. What is your schedule like? Do you know anyone who would be interested in my other products? Get back to me when you can.

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 20:05:23 -0800

Possibly tomorrow, would be good during the day... Where are you located? I would be interested in checking out some of your other stuff too..

Thanks
George

Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 21:49:14 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

George,

I'm right next to "Kaffeine" on Alvarado. I need to know what you look like for me to buzz you in. Also, I need to give you a code name. When I ask for your name before I buzz you in, please say "Twizzler." There was a shooting last week a block from here and you can't be too careful. Sorry for all the weird questions, but I can give you a really good deal on all this stuff. I don't mean to pry, but are you a student? Hope to hear from you soon.

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 2003 23:38:06 -0800

Hi Frank,

When would be a good time, to pick her up? I have short black hair, and a goatee. I can be there around 1:30pm tomorrow. I will also check out the other items you have for sale. I am a part-time student. Let me know if that will work for you.

Thanks,

George

Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 01:48:21 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com> |
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

George,

I would really prefer that you pick up the doll on Wednesday afternoon if that's okay. As you can imagine, I like to sleep late after long nights with "the toys" so the afternoon is better. I'm glad you saw the ad and were prompt with your inquiry -- it's good to know that the doll's slight imperfection doesn't bother you. Silly me, I thought that would be a problem. Get back to me when you can and let me know if the new meeting time is doable. Thank you for your patience.

She will be worth the wait,

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 02:20:03 -0800

Hi,

I could do that. Would Thursday at 1pm be an option as well? That would work better for me.
What exactly is the imperfection?

Thanks,

George

Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 09:40:58 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

I am so sorry. I thought I told you in a previous email. The doll is in great condition in any other respect, but she is missing an eyeball. My parrot Chewy poked it out while I wasn't home and I never could find it. I put an eye patch on her so now Ginger looks like a sexy pirate. I promise that other than that the doll looks like it just came from the factory. If you think the price is unfair with the defect I can throw in a couple of videos and toys if you like. Do you plan on using her for parties, personal use? I want her to go to a good home. How about Friday-Saturday at any time?

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com> |
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 09:57:17 -0800

Hi,

That's not a problem. I want to display her in my home studio. What is the total $$ amount you want with a few toys and video's? Wednesday at 1pm is fine. I will need an address.

Thanks,

George

Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 13:55:24 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com> |
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

Home Studio? Are you an artist? For the doll, some videos, and "beads" I'll charge $120.00. These beads are strictly for the vagina. Ass beads cost more. It's up to you. I've got a big black dildo that is more of a collector’s item than a useable toy that might look good in your studio. It's from the Richard Pryor tribute collection. It's called the "Big Black Muthafucka." Also, I have many of the old fashioned blowup dolls. Some of them are of celebrities. Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone, Wonder Woman, Sheena Easton etc. These weren't big sellers as you might expect. My address is 122 Alvarado. You'll see "Kaffeine" and I'm right next door. If you're interested in any other items let me know. If there are any videos you have in mind by title or theme, pass that along as well. I've got 'em all. It's a big porno garage sale! Get back to me with any questions or concerns.

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 15:34:15 -0800

Hi,

$120 for the doll, some videos, and beads is cool. Yes, I'm an artist and have a little home studio. I do some painting and recording. I am also interested in your Big Black Muthafucka, a couple of the old fashioned blow up dolls, (Wonder Woman, Sylvester Stallone ect). Do you have any leather bondage stuff? I'll bring some extra cash to spend.

Thanks,

George

Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 22:46:54 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com> |
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

George,

Here is my inventory in the S&M dept...I have taint whips, masks, an assortment of colored ass beads, nipple clamps, cock rings, an erotic swing, a ding dong saddle, buttless chaps, butt plugs, erotic ear plugs, feathers, massagers and tricky cocky socks aka "dreamcatchers." I'm going to try and sell this stuff to Todd's Adult Toys on Thursday so let me know what you want to take a look at and I'll hold on to them. Get back to me as soon as you can.

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com> |
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 01:24:40 -0800

Hi,

Here's a list other items that I would be interested in: a couple of whips and 3 masks, nipple clamps, cock rings, massagers, wonder woman blow up doll, and if you leather collars. Let me know an estimate $$ amount with everything. Is Wednesday between 1:00 and 1:30pm still good for you?

Thanks,

George

Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 09:25:28 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

I really would rather meet to sell you this stuff this weekend. For all of the products you listed I would charge $600.00. $150 of that is for the whips. These are specially made 'taint whips. They are little whips for the the 'taint and the armpits. I've used them a couple of times and they are lots of fun. I do have one leather collar left. I'll throw that in for free. I don't know if you'd be interested in this sort of thing, but I found some nugget zingers. These are little electrodes that will shock your balls, nipples, etc. It's $12.00. They run on 3 AA batteries and girls really like them. I'm up for negotiations on the price for all the looty. Get back to me when you can.

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 10:38:48 -0800

Hi,

I would really appreciate if I could buy the items tomorrow. I made special arrangements to use my sister's truck, because she's going to Tahoe this weekend. If it’s hard to get to all the stuff by tomorrow, I could just pick up the doll and a few other items and do the rest this weekend in my car.


Thanks,

George

Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 21:17:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com> |
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

SHIT! Dude, I came home today and it was all gone. The dildos, the masks, the videos, the swing, all of it! Even the friggin' nugget zingers!!! My place got robbed and everything is gone but the ass beads and my mini-fridge. I was gone for three hours and they took almost everything I own. The cops said there have been a lot of breakins lately in the area. They said there have been some gypsies stealing everything in sight. FUCKING GYPSIES! They took Chewy! They took my fucking bird! What the fuck?! All I have left are ass beads. If you want those I'll sell them to you for 50 bucks. I'll be here drinking my life away. If you want these cherry red butt ballers then get back to me. SHIT!

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 22:22:41 -0800

What about the Real Doll, you said she was in storage?

Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 23:59:53 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

I had moved Ginger from storage to my place to, you know, say goodbye properly. Give her a big sendoff. I took her out of the crate so you could just put her in the passenger seat of your car and now she's gone. Those fucking gypsy cowards took her from me. I bet they're all running a "train" on her and having a good laugh. Again, all I have left that I could possibly sell are the anal beads. I guess they scared the shit out of those degenerate nomads. I really miss Chewy. I hope they aren't going to sacrifice him. He's a great bird. I'm really sorry about not being able to sell you the doll. It's out of my hands. Ginger is doomed to live a life on the road with a traveling band of horny thieves. I'm fucking sick of this shit. I'm going to Chicago day after tomorrow. I hope you can find a real doll for cheap somewhere else. Sorry, we both got screwed.

Frank

From: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>
To: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 01:12:44 -0800

SHIT. Maybe I'll take you up on those ass beads. You think you could cut me a deal, say one Fuck and a Suck + I'll give you a buck? Let me know ASAP. I'm not joking.

George

Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 14:31:12 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Shizzoni" <xxxx23@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Real Doll
To: “George Dilulio” <xxxlio@msn.com>

What the hell is this about? Did you steal my stuff, George? Is that even your real name? What is your problem man? You rob me and send me disgusting emails? That's not cool. You can keep my shit, but please give me back Chewy. He's a good bird that I've had for a long time. I'll give you whatever you want just give me my parrot back. Please feed him while you have him. He really likes raisins. I can send you some money and you can buy him a lot of raisins. He loves the ones from California. Get back to me soon!

Frank