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by Billy "T-Bone" Tsangares Today is a very special day. It's Winona Ryder's 31st birthday. I thought to myself how wrong it was for her to be stuck in a courtroom on the anniversary of the glorious day when Winona Ryder neé Horowitz emerged from her mother's womb. I thought about getting her a birthday present but I figured I would get the "beat down" by security guards(again), so I just baked her a cake and ate it by myself in the parking lot.
Today Winona wore a beautiful black dress with a medium neckline and pink lapels or trim. It was a beautiful (nonstolen) birthday outfit. Unfortunately, I had missed her walking in and had passed last night on drawing her coming out. Was I slacking off? Was I not doing my job of trying to record every single minute that she lives and breathes under the watchful eye of the world? Would I disappoint the editors of BFA? Would my wife leave me? I sure hope not. Since she is sitting I am not sure about the length of the dress but I can only imagine the silky smoothness of her partially-exposed calves. I'm starting to nod off now, so I'll just stick to the courtroom drawings if you don't mind.
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