DAY 1 JURY IN: OCT 24, 2002

by Billy "T-Bone" Tsangares

Hi. I'm T-bone and I'm not really a journalist. Actually, I make t-shirts. Lots and lots of T-shirts. When I'm not making T-shirts, I'm selling T-shirts or thinking of groovy new designs for T-shirts. But I do feel obliged to personally show up for the Winona trial to show support for her in her time of need and because the editor at this website made me. I've also made a good deal of money off of the Free Winona T-shirts and my business has improved greatly because of it, and for that I feel indebted to Ms. Ryder. Also, the editor made me. I want to stress this has nothing to do with my strong physical attraction to Ms Ryder. I'm not stupid. I know she's a rich celebrity and also I'm married. But since she steals and will probably go to jail, in which case she will need someone to bring her stuff like cigarettes, food, maybe one of those steel shivs...and T-shirts, which she can trade for more cigarettes.

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